ao3: they were trapped in a blizzard, a single vacancy at the motel with only one bed. What will happen between them?
me: *clicking on the fic* omg what will happen between them?!
Me, who has read multiple versions of this fic in every one of my fandoms since the 90s: OH, WOW, ARE THEY GOING TO HAVE TO SHARE THE BED? IT WOULD BE SO AMAZING IF THEY HAD TO SHARE THE BED!