Ajax and El did a thing and sang a song from our Kylux playlist????

(Source: https://player.vimeo.com/)

concept: segways on the finalizer. it’s a huge ship and you gotta go fast from A to B.

all is well until hux adds a cup holder to his segway and by doing so provokes kylo to add red LED wheels to his. the battle begins. hux overrides the speed limit on his own unit just because he fucking can. kylo makes his segway hover with the force but tells hux it’s a secret technology he discovered. hux spends a few cycles tinkering and voilá, his segway fucking flies.

kylo and him race down the corridors. it’s dangerous. phasma wants it to stop. it doesn’t stop. phasma demands it to stop. it stops. phasma unveils her brand new platinium segway with space!gps and an obnoxiously loud honk. kylo and hux call her a hypocrite and start racing again.

Pounded in the Butt by the Necessity My Poverty Affords Me – Gefionne – Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015) [Archive of Our Own]

gefionne:

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Armitage Hux/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren
Characters: Armitage Hux, Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Phasma (Star Wars)
Additional Tags: Hux writes gay erotica a la Chuck Tingle, Broke author AU, Alternate Universe – Modern Setting, Oral Sex, Anal Sex
Summary:

A. HuXXX is a cult figure in supernatural gay erotica circles. He’s written it all: unicorn gang bangs, were-rabbit butt invasions, mothmen with eight packs turning you gay. But he has a secret: he’s done none of the wild stuff he writes about; he’s a virgin. That all changes when he meets his biggest fan, Kylo Ren.

This is a fill for the @kyluxhardkinks prompt found here.

jupiterandjellyfish:

honestly, everything about this is amusing: the childish handwriting of kylo’s name (which i’m now accepting as canon), the idea that he, of all people, is giving someone a cute lil valentine’s card, the price, the “Woohoo!” above the price. i actually kind of regret not buying these.

you: the gray, gentle crawling of rain over the ocean, the quiet fullness of clouds, the long, clear tolling of a bell over soft grass,
deep roots, dark close trees.
me: the warm white noise of a brush fire, glass left after a lightning strike,
volcanic ash, a papercut,
a building too full of ghosts to be quiet.

this doesn’t have a name (via francisthegreat)

nonibear11:

He’s Ben Solo far too long. Be his Valentine!

sauronthenecromancer:

team-free-will-and-the-impala:

justasimplerachel:

ive been laughing at this for about 20 minutes because

pew pew

i fucking hate this website

its 3am and there are tears streaming down my face because of this

i just woke up from a dream i had to tell someone about so there was a hux comic and in it we find out he has a husband and the fans were all excited until the hubby showed up and it was jar jar binks but he’d aged like milk and had jabba’s waistline and he and hux had a three page long make out session on the bridge of the finalizer. mitaka applauded and jar jar called hux “armit” which prompted kylo to only refer to him as “general armpit binks” for the rest of his life.

orange-lightsaber:

kylostahp:

oh my god

thank you for sharing this incredible thing but at the same time hOLY SHIT

A. This is amazing
B. I’ve never heard the expression “aged like milk” and now I want to use that forever