75 and 85, Kylux

ellabesmirched:

75. Bed Sharing
85. Innocent Physical Contact

THANKS FOR THIS ANON! I need to get my Kylux fic brain back online. I have so many ideas I wanna work on! 

Ummmm. Okay so. 

A young Kylo (maybe twenty years old or so) is a pro outdoorsman. He works as some kinda tour guide for hikers/mountain climbers/spelunkers, and he generally loves his job, but occasionally he gets stuck with really obnoxious families who make him wanna punch rocks. 

Hux is a university student (eighteen or so) who HATES being outside and is dragged on a very ill advised vacation with his family, whom he hates as a general rule. He is Kylo’s worst nightmare– bratty, obnoxious, constantly complains, and is probably smarter than anyone Kylo has ever met and knows exactly how to make his acerbic wit hurt. 

After a fight with his dad, Hux storms off somewhere on the mountain and gets separated from the main group, Kylo not far behind. By the time Kylo catches up to him, it’s getting dark, and Hux has wandered into a pretty treacherous part of the trail. He wants to go back, but Kylo insists they need to stay where they are until the sun comes back up, and that protocol says the rest of the group will do the same. 

Problem is, Kylo has his pack with him, complete with provisions and single man tent/sleeping bag, and Hux left his behind. 

Kylo offers his comforts to Hux since Hux is a spoiled rich kid and would probably bruise if he had to sleep in the dirt– Hux agrees, but somewhere over the course of the evening when Kylo is teaching Hux how to build a fire and bitching about his own parents, Hux realizes he doesn’t mind the cute guide his parents had hired after all. It’s not terribly cold, but it does start to rain a little, so they unzip the sleeping bag and both lay on it, but under the tent. Tent is close quarters, but Hux is skinny, so they make it work. Not long after Kylo falls asleep, the inch or so of space between them that Hux has been maintaining evaporates and Hux spends the entire night fantasizing about loosing his virginity on a mountain side with a stranger and he is a little mortified by how appealing he finds the idea. 

Kylo wakes up the next day and casually apologizes for being a sleep snuggler, apparently oblivious to how embarrassed Hux is, and they both go off to find the main group. 

Hux spends the rest of the trip berating himself for not making a move, and trying to impress Kylo with his completely non-existent outdoor skillz. 

Kylo pretends not to notice, but he totally does and he is totally stunned to realize how cute the snotty spoiled brat actually is. He spends the rest of the trip telling himself he’ll probably lose his job if he fucks a very rich client’s son, and also trying to convince himself that Hux is too young for him even though he knows they’re only a year or two apart.  

They one hundred percent hook up at the end, but honestly, at this point, I kinda love this idea and I might have to write it WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK???

prokopetz:

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