Phasma is talking to Hux about her and Rey’s wedding over coffee one day, and, because of course Phasma knows what’s up before either of our clueless boys do, she mentions that Kylo sent in his RSVP—and in a timely manner at that—and he is going to have a plus one.
And Hux is not jealous. Of course he’s not. Why would he be? He doesn’t… he doesn’t like Kylo, that frustratingly annoying cousin of Rey’s he has to suffer at every outing.
And yes, Phasma, Hux has a date.
(No, he doesn’t.)
Hux does not think about Kylo for the next two months before the wedding, especially not while he begrudgingly asks Mitaka to be his plus one, or while he’s buying a new tie, and while he’s getting dressed for this damn wedding he is absolutely not thinking about what Kylo is going to look like in a suit.
(Yes, he does.)
Unfortunately for Hux, Phasma and Rey were generous enough to have an open bar. Commence wine-drunk!Hux who gets ditched by his own date, wallows at the table all night and stuffs his face with cake. Until Kylo stops by—to aggravate him, no doubt.
But Kylo is cordial and gentlemanly and grabs Hux another drink from the bar, even though he definitely does not need it. Neither does Kylo by the looks of the flush in his cheeks, at least what Hux can see of it in the dim light of the reception hall, and not that he’s looking. But it’s hard not to look because Kylo is stunning and the suit fits him much better than Hux might have imagined. And his hair looks especially good tonight, like he might have actually brushed it.
Let’s just say Hux can get a little talkative when he drinks wine and verbalizes all of this. And loose lips cause bathroom hookups.
It’s a few months later that Hux realizes he needs to thank Phasma.
Hux and Kylo are lying in bed, blissfully spent and half-asleep, when Hux speaks up in a moment of rare sentimentality. “I’m glad both of our dates ditched us at that wedding.”
Kylo hums, inquisitive. “What are you talking about? I didn’t have a date.”
For this kylux hard kinks prompt, and also this one.
When Hux decides to visit a famous red-light district in search of a little stress relief, he’s disappointed in the selection until a tall, broad stranger in a skirt and heels catches his eye. When he gets closer, he finds that the stranger isn’t a stranger at all–it’s Kylo Ren, Supreme Leader of the First Order, selling himself on a street corner.
It must be some sort of undercover work to track down a resistance operative–surely that’s the only possible explanation. There’s no way Ren could be doing this just because he gets off on it… right?
THANKS FOR THIS ANON! I need to get my Kylux fic brain back online. I have so many ideas I wanna work on!
Ummmm. Okay so.
A young Kylo (maybe twenty years old or so) is a pro outdoorsman. He works as some kinda tour guide for hikers/mountain climbers/spelunkers, and he generally loves his job, but occasionally he gets stuck with really obnoxious families who make him wanna punch rocks.
Hux is a university student (eighteen or so) who HATES being outside and is dragged on a very ill advised vacation with his family, whom he hates as a general rule. He is Kylo’s worst nightmare– bratty, obnoxious, constantly complains, and is probably smarter than anyone Kylo has ever met and knows exactly how to make his acerbic wit hurt.
After a fight with his dad, Hux storms off somewhere on the mountain and gets separated from the main group, Kylo not far behind. By the time Kylo catches up to him, it’s getting dark, and Hux has wandered into a pretty treacherous part of the trail. He wants to go back, but Kylo insists they need to stay where they are until the sun comes back up, and that protocol says the rest of the group will do the same.
Problem is, Kylo has his pack with him, complete with provisions and single man tent/sleeping bag, and Hux left his behind.
Kylo offers his comforts to Hux since Hux is a spoiled rich kid and would probably bruise if he had to sleep in the dirt– Hux agrees, but somewhere over the course of the evening when Kylo is teaching Hux how to build a fire and bitching about his own parents, Hux realizes he doesn’t mind the cute guide his parents had hired after all. It’s not terribly cold, but it does start to rain a little, so they unzip the sleeping bag and both lay on it, but under the tent. Tent is close quarters, but Hux is skinny, so they make it work. Not long after Kylo falls asleep, the inch or so of space between them that Hux has been maintaining evaporates and Hux spends the entire night fantasizing about loosing his virginity on a mountain side with a stranger and he is a little mortified by how appealing he finds the idea.
Kylo wakes up the next day and casually apologizes for being a sleep snuggler, apparently oblivious to how embarrassed Hux is, and they both go off to find the main group.
Hux spends the rest of the trip berating himself for not making a move, and trying to impress Kylo with his completely non-existent outdoor skillz.
Kylo pretends not to notice, but he totally does and he is totally stunned to realize how cute the snotty spoiled brat actually is. He spends the rest of the trip telling himself he’ll probably lose his job if he fucks a very rich client’s son, and also trying to convince himself that Hux is too young for him even though he knows they’re only a year or two apart.
They one hundred percent hook up at the end, but honestly, at this point, I kinda love this idea and I might have to write it WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK???
For this kylux hard kinks prompt, and also this one.
When Hux decides to visit a famous red-light district in search of a little stress relief, he’s disappointed in the selection until a tall, broad stranger in a skirt and heels catches his eye. When he gets closer, he finds that the stranger isn’t a stranger at all–it’s Kylo Ren, Supreme Leader of the First Order, selling himself on a street corner.
It must be some sort of undercover work to track down a resistance operative–surely that’s the only possible explanation. There’s no way Ren could be doing this just because he gets off on it… right?
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