In a land devastated by war, two kingdoms fight over complete control. Armitage Hux is already twenty-six, entirely unfit for combat and a disgrace to his father. Faced with the prospect of certain death as nothing but a mere soldier, he struggles to hold his own. Spiteful of fate, Hux dreams of ascending to the throne, unite the kingdoms beneath him and finally do what his ancestors never could: Eradicate magic once and for all.
Everything changes however, when he decides to save a strange raven from certain doom. Stranger still, the raven turns out to be a cursed prince.
Lmao is was an anonymous message that suddenly began to inexplicably appear in folks’ inboxes a while back, and it was a big mystery at the time. Many people thought it was from someone that actually did fucken hate Kylux, but the Kylux fandom made this potential hate-lemon into lemonade and it became a rite of passage to get the anon. Later we found out it was started by a beloved member of our fandom with a great sense of humor. If she wants to out herself here she can. 🙂
“Supreme Leader are you telling me that the “mysteries of the force” boil down to a cheap ploy to get me to expose myself to you?” He’s angry, though not as angry as he might be. Ren is truly terrible at seduction but props for effort. This is certainly… elaborate.
He’s met with a deadpan stare. “I told you it’s not for the closed minded. This is a time honored practice. Your ass holds many secrets and I can help you unlock them.”
It’s not that he’s falling for it, exactly, but that it’s too absurd to pass up. The chance that Ren isn’t fucking with him makes it all the more delicious.
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